Raceist Mario Party

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I am writing this out of pure spite.

On December 27th, 1:41 AM the RegretfulTwitcher community proved that racism never wins.

The Game
It started out so simple. It was to be a fun little game of Mario Party, but it would quickly turn into the most discriminatory and racist match of them all.The game started out as any Mario Party game would, with Rosalina (MrWaffles), Birdo (Novell), Luigi (Ashley), and Donkey Kong (Poyo) deciding the turn order. But after Poyo won the first two minigames, something changed deep within Novell. He began to claim that the game was rigged. His reasons were that the minigames were specifically catered to Donkey Kong so it would make it easier to win. Any logical person would that this is blantantly false, as the game chooses minigames randomly, and not based on any character's ability. Novell could not accept this, so he began his quest to bully and abuse Poyo at any oppurtunity. His statements became more belittling whenever it was Poyo's turn, often making discriminatory remarks towards monkeys and gorillas respectively. But luck was not on Novell's side, as Poyo would accumulate three stars in the last five turns and one bonus star, winning him the game.

It should also be noted that others players in the game (Dawni and MrWaffles) did somewhat assist Poyo, making purposefully trying to make Novell lose in the last few minigames.

Quotes

 * "Maybe monkeys shouldn't have rights"
 * "Monkey or Gorilla, they all look the same"
 * "You should just go back to your jungle you monkey"
 * "NFTs made me racist"
 * "This man really is a monkey"
 * "I wanted 30 coins from fucking the monkey"
 * "Monkeys don't deserve shit"
 * "Ugh I'm paired with the smelly monkey"