Fusionny

Past
Little is known about the past of fusionny, or at the very least as he is now. In reality, he is... well I don't know I'm just the narrator. All I know is that this guy ain't right in the head, but not in the same way as Novell, he's just... something that I fear. I am scared if he reads this and knows that I know this about him.

Much More Recent Past
As I know the truth to be, fusionny was a small boy born... somewhere in Canada, he was a relatively good kid when he was very young, but that's the boring part, let's skip to where it gets juicy. So, one christmas, fusionny got a gift card for the Nintendo eShop, but this wasn't a random card, he had a specific game in mind, he was to get Dragon Ball Fusions on the Nintendo 3DS. Skip ahead another few months, and a YouTube content creator he enjoyed was playing Dragon Ball Fusions on twitch, so he wanted to watch, but he also wanted to chat, so he made the account, the alias you know him as now. And this is where it starts going downhill for all of humanity.

From this point on, fusionny's innocence starts to fade as he starts to watch more and more YouTube content intended for older audiences, namely abridged series like Yu-Gi-Oh! abridged and Dragon Ball Z abridged, where he picks up the witty sense of humor from them and starts developing into the person you know now.

A Period Of Time That Is So Vague That We Don't Know What To Call It, But It's So Recent We Might As Well Call It The Present
It is in this "defined" period of time that fusionny starts using twitch more frequently, discovering communities he enjoyed, mostly through Pokemon, but a handful through games like the Persona games. The former is how he found the... other stream, also known as Orangeknight257. However, there is another stream, a more primordial stream, that he doesn't watch quite as often, but which gave him his first experience of being a mod. That stream... will go unnamed due to our limit of one shill per article, sorry not sorry. In this stream is where he really started turning into the person he is now. This streamer was not all that different to Novell, however without someone like Dawni as a counterbalance... or any real structure to the streams really, he went too hard variety after long enough. However he still finds himself unable to dislike the stream as it truly is special to how he is now in terms of an online personality. There is another stream that will go unnamed for the same reasons as the other... the stream that gave him the Jack Frost guy moniker. But... that's a story for another time.

Either way, quite recently, as in February of the year 2020 (I'm writing this in my of 2020), fusionny found the RegretfulTwitcher channel, and his first reaction was this. So he started his conquest of the channel, and within 2 months, he became a mod, under the guise of "watching for spoilers" when all he wanted to to be in control of the stream by very subtly manipulating Novell, and Dawni sometimes if it would work. So far he's already gotten them to do a voice acting thing for a game that is at the very least another 2-4 months away. The next step is to flex his ability to do good impressions, and then he shall have their stream all to himself, and somehow no one will notice or care this change in leadership. His next step is to then grow the channel, gain a large following and subsequent influence, and then grow that more and more, until the world is his. I would stop him, but I'm just the narrator, I can't stop him, so you should probably do that, it'd be a big help to the entire world.

But why the hell is he like this? How did a 16 year old autistic child come up with this terrible yet believable power plan? Well, all will be explained, as I fou- er... bought this book and turns out it describes his history pretty thoroughly... neat.

Sike You Thought The Past Was Over But It's Back
So, in a past life, fusionny was literally a god, I have to specify literally because he tends to rattle off "I'm a god" whenever he does anything remotely well. So, back on topic, he was a god in a past life, but the book doesn't specify which god... Oh well! So anyways, he was a god that for millennia, ruled over the world, and it was like this his entire existence.

But he got bored of it, so he arranged that he be reincarnated when he died, and then killed himself... that would explain the lackadaisical attitude towards making jokes on dark subjects... So he killed himself in that past life, and it took a long ass time to reincarnate, and because of his past life, he became a fairly egocentric, mega-maniacal, immature boy who's trying to rule the world using a live-streaming platform that isn't even close to world domination levels of popularity. Weird fuckin' kid either way.

Is this the first reincarnation? Probably! I have no fuckin' clue and I'm deteriorating mentally more and more every moment I have to write about this guy. Hell, the book I found had a sharpie cover, I'm not even sure this was real for christ's sake...

Fun(?) Facts

 * Half the accounts this guy has aren't even fuckin' fusionny, good luck finding him in a YouTube comment section
 * A lot of his favorite things in recent times are his favorites out of sheer irony
 * He hates Teddie from Persona 4 with a passion
 * He unironically loves this $7 lamp he got from IKEA
 * He knows a lot about anime and games he's never watched/played
 * Professional buzzkill, hates fun
 * 7th thing